Birthmark. The character, the foundation, the value, of what you are born with. Mole. Like thoughts, they appear over time. Ugly at the wrong place. I have two birthmarks, and plenty of moles. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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I am close to our new account manager. She came in to take up The Kiwi account. Being the lead art director for devouring kiwifruits, I unfortunately, became Jom Joget's favourite. And it's not that we have that many ADs and designers left – did I mention the agency just laid off 8 with immediate effect...
Eating roti banjir at the mamak. With the companion of a Milo Ais. Lazed around the couch in the office. Trying to get some nap. Rushed over to 1U to dropped off some documents for Baby's friend. Went back to the office couch and once again, trying to get a nap. Failed to book a movie. They are either...
It's been two weeks since the agency moved. That is one of the many excuses why I've been slacking off in writing. Packing, and unpacking is a very tiring thing to do, especially when you're juggling between ongoing jobs and pitches. It was a Friday. Yours truly is one the first batch that reported to...
Was having a drink with Pilot 4+2 the other day. Catching up and all lah. And so, watches came into the picture. Check out this watch brand – Ubolt. I didn't know Ubolt Sain came out with his own line of watches… Wha… who? The African athlete...
Remember that kid you hated so much in class? The one that complains and brings the parents after every single small thing? The one that raises hand the quickest for cikgu after being teased at? The one that reports you to pengawas and guru besar for the slightest of menace? The one that made you...
We were exchanging texts. How you feeling, beautiful? I feel sick… There's this girl here with a red cardigan… she look pretty. Really? Prettier than me? As pretty as you… Well, I can't decide. I might fall in love with her if it's not...
Anything 3D. 3D TV. 3D movies. 3D whatever. The thing is, you'll need a 3D glasses to truly enjoy those. Which I don't. I'm a full time specs guy. And no, I don't wear contacts. So? I will have to wear that 3D glasses on top of my glasses. Which is fucking ridiculous – I look like an idiot – from...
I ran a lot when I'm a child. I'm excited about things. The dimension, and perspective is very different then. Need to get to places faster. I never crawl. I'm the butt-slider baby. You know, babies that slide their butts to get to places? Yeah, the rare kind. Anyone has fetishes for knees? I have a nice...
A million love, comes with a million fear. Fear, for falling into a hole. With a million kisses deep. Fear, for burning your skin. With a million touches warm. Fear, for losing your breath. With a million clutches grip. Fear, for taking a blow. With a million pounding heart. Fear, for soaking a sleeve.
We have a game that we play every tani sessions. It is to rate how drunk are you to actually sleep with someone. We rate it by the pint. From 0 pint to 4 – 1 being a little tipsy, 4 you are downed – anything beyond, you are either desperate, pervy, or unfortunately, spiked. No pint at all, meaning...
You can never recover lost time. But when you're missing someone so badly, and counting the days till they are back at your side, you rather have no time at all. I have two favourite watches. Both are Tissot. One classic. One automatic. I'd always complain about the automatic one being too fast –...
I emit more body heat than most people do. Baby wasn't the first who said I'm nice to snuggle during cold weather. But she's the first who complain on hot days. I too, has an oily face. As much as I hated it, I can't do much about it. Have tried brands after brands of oil-control facial wash – make it...
I could speak before I could walk. Like an adult trapped in a baby's body. And it's not baby talk – I can converse well with just about anyone. My parents said it started around ten months old. Mother blames the Cantonese-dubbed Doraemon that Surname Surname bought me. I was told I've been watching it...