Not much complexity, it's about simplicity. Just the average guy next door who switches the mood channel everyday. Adores sarcasm at times. Bites under stressful condition. Apparently, the philosopher can only see the funny side of life.
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It's been more than 9 months since I last wrote a blog post on this very page. Well, I was obviously too busy indulging myself in this research work involving a highly confidential government project on the extraction of petroleum from bodies of decaying unicorns.Okay fine you got me, there was no highly...
Even as a highly-qualified grammar nazi… I find this exceptionally challenging to correct.
“Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.” – Marshall Mathers He is none other than the greatest of all...
This, my fellow gentlemen, is how you should be studying and memorising your shit.So… Any of you lovely ladies wanna volunteer and help me study?
Well, from the frequency of my blog updates I can safely conclude that the answer is no. Jumping into a conclusion before I even begin writing, which is such the kind of thing an overly suspicious and paranoid woman whose husband is talking to a slightly good-looking cashier, would do. AM I RIGHT? ...
If they, for some bizarre reasons, decided to remake The Hobbit, they should totally consider my idea. I mean, people would actually pay money to watch, right? RIGHT?
New Year resolutions. Everybody has one. And if you don’t, you’re probably a New Year hipster, or you’re someone just got dumped on New Year’s Eve and lost all hopes for the year ahead. Either way, I have no idea what am I talking about. *jack opens the 6th bottle of beer for the day* Anyhoos,...
Yeah, I know. I haven’t been writing new blog posts as regularly as I wanted to. But in my defense, I’ve been staying sober for a long time now to actually crack up some good bullshit and post it up here. But today, seeing that it’s the final day of 2012, there isn’t any justification for me to not...
So I was on Whatsapp the other day and I exchanged some intimate texts with a dude. Oh and this ‘dude’? It was me. Yay to eternal solitude.