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A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce. She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth." Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out". Doctor removes her panties and start making love. Woman: "What are you...
What do you call a Mat lawyer? Matlock! What do you call a Mat who's driving a Mercedes Benz? Ahmat. (Chauffeur) How do you confuse a Mat? Put him in a circular room and ask him to relac one corner. What do you call a Mat bungee jumping? Mat Yo-yo What do you call a young Mat ? Mini Mat What do you...
BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! **** MR. BEAN WHILE...
Tersebut kisah sorang janda yang dah 2 kali bersuami. bercerai dengan suami yang pertama sebab suaminya tu yang suka memukul dan mendera. sementara suami ke-2 pulak walau pada mulanya bahagia tapi akhirnya suami tu menceraikan dia dan kahwin dengan pompuan lain. Jadi selepas beberapa tahun, janda ni yang...
MUHAMMAD (peace be upon him) was the posthumous son of Abdullah and his wife, Aaminah, among the nobility of the Qurash tribe of Mecca whose line of descent reaches Prophet Ishmael, son of Prophet Abraham. Born in 570 AD, his mother died when he was 6 and was brought up by his paternal grandfather, Abdul...
This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric! Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese.... Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what...
Ayoh ye kate doh tok bolih ikut. Ye nok ikut gok . Pah tu dalang sejid wat bising. Ye berembah ngan abang dia. Bising Bango. Ayoh dia hok tengah mayang ni nok maroh dok tau ahh. Geletik tangang rasa nok bui penampor sutir. Orang laing kiri kanang dalang sof mok’o rase gitu jugak, mesti dok kusuk semayang.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the...
Tersebut lah kisah tentang si Minah yg sewel separuh otak dek kerana jatuh dari katil kerana aksi tidur yg agak lasak... pusin sana pusin sini..last last terjatuh mereng kepala hotak separuh.... hehehe... okey.. tersebut lah kisah, satu hari dimana Ibunya sedang tengah sebuk memasak hidangan...
My third sister who lives in Bangi with her husband and three children makes it a point to celebrate Aidil Fitri with us every year. As she lives near her father in-law’s house, it’s better for her to come back to Kelantan for a change during Raya. After all, my brother in-law is not fussy and he often...
A RECENT letter published in your paper stated that the school-based assessments should be given a chance.However, such assessments could easily lead to abuse.In the first place, what is the standard or measurement used to assess a child? If it is based on the child’s personal progress, then it is...
Pernahkan anda bermuhasabah atau menilai dan menghitung kembali tentang amalan seharian. Kadang-kadang kita akan dapati amalan kita adalah terbalik atau bertentangan dari apa yang patut dilakukan dan dituntut oleh Islam. Mungkin kita tidak sedar atau telah dilalaikan atau terikut-ikut dengan budaya hidup...
MUSIM cuti sekolah akhir tahun adalah masa ibu bapa mengambil kesempatan bercuti bersama keluarga tersayang sama ada ke luar negara dan juga ramai yang melancong di dalam negara sahaja. Tempat idaman sudah tentunya ke pulau-pulau seperti Pulau Tioman, Pulau Pangkor, Pulau Pinang, Pulau Perhentian,...
Shopping has been my favourite pastime since my university days. A young kampong boy who just set his foot on Kuala Lumpur soil was curious enough to explore every shopping mall in the city back in the early 90’s. From the elite one to the budget shopping mall, he had purchased at least one item from...
I received a blog comment from my former students at SMK Majakir, Papar, Sabah one day in 2008. These two girls were the ones who always helped me to organise events for the English Language Society back in 1999. Their effort and endless help was certainly a boon to this young English teacher back then.
Setelah berpanas di padang selama 3 hari saya pergi ke PPD TM pada 21 Mac 2013 untuk mengambil keputusan SPM 2012. Sebagai Setiausaha SPM inilah rutin tahunan saya yang perlu dilaksanakan. Saya pergi ke sana dengan dua orang lagi guru, Penolong Kanan Pentadbiran dan Pengetua. Sampul slip keputusan SPM...
Pada 18 hingga 20 Mac 2013 telah berlangsung Kejohanan Padang dan Balapan Daerah Tanah Merah Kali Kelima di SMK Alor Pasir. Pada kali ini sekolah saya telah menghantar 41 orang atlit dan 8 orang guru. Pasukan olahraga sekolah sudah berlatih sejak pertengahan Januari lagi kerana kami ingin...
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Parents should start saving for their children’s future since they were born. The Chinese and Jewish parents are known to have started planning for their newborns’ education even before they have yet to see the world. Bringing up children is not an easy task nowadays because we, parents, have to ensure...
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