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Lawak Pancing"Suatu petang.. ketika hari selepas hujan.. seorang atok duduk ditepi paya dengan memegang pancing sambil merokok..Orang-orang yang melihatnya kehairanan.. ada yang kasihan dan ada juga yang ketawa.. Tiba-tiba badul menghampirinya dan bertanya...Badul : "Pakcik ni memancing untuk apa?"Atok :...
22 perkara asas yang anda mesti ambil tahu dalam penjagaan keretaMenghantar kereta ke bengkel untuk diservis adalah cara terbaik bagi mereka yang tidak mahir dalam proses penyelenggaraan kenderaan.Namun jika anda tersilap langkah, anda mungkin terperangkap dengan bengkel yang “cekik darah”, lantaran...
1. There has been much talk by certain people of a conspiracy to overthrow Dato Sri Najib as Prime Minister.2. Is there a conspiracy? Is there someone or some group conspiring i.e moving in secret in the underground to overthrow Najib. There could have been before but apart from people complaining privately...
On being a proxy1. It is true when Najib says he did not do what I advised him to do. But that is not the reason why I want him to step down.2. Everyone knows that I campaigned for him in the 13th General Election even though he refused to build the bridge, or the double-tracking and electrification of the...
1. Malaysia wants to be a true believer in the rights of man, in democracy and the rule of law.2. We abolished the ISA, the Internal Security Act and the law which provides for restricted residence of habitual criminals.3. We almost repealed the Anti-Sedition Act which would have won us more praise from the...
Negara-ku Malaysia, Tanahair-ku, Tanah di mana sembilan puluh tahun dahuluDarah tumpah dan aku dilahirDi lahir sebagai anak bangsa yang dijajahAku membesar mempertuankan orang asingTerhina dan dihinaBangsa yang serba kekuranganTinggal dipondok berbumbung atap nipahBerdinding, berlantai kayuNamun aku lebih...
1. Prime Minister says Dr M (that’s me) is behind the crisis.2. I will admit that I am behind the “crisis”. I am behind it because there is a climate of fear in this country.3. Lots of people know about the loss of billions of Ringgit by 1MDB. These people are in a position to know because they have...
Lawak Menu Restoran ItaliSeorang pemuda membawa teman wanitanya ke sebuah restoran Itali yang sangat terkenal. Dia sendiri pun belum pernah masuk sebelum ini.. tapi demi mengambil hati teman wanitanya.. dia memberanikan diri untuk makan di restoran itu...Setelah mereka duduk dan memakan anggur yang...
1. Saya dicela oleh Anifah Aman, Menteri Luar kerana memalukan negara dengan ditemubual oleh akhbar Amerika “The New York Times”.2. Mungkin Anifah tidak pernah baca suratkhabar Amerika sebelum usaha untuk memburukkan nama saya dijadikan asas mempertahankan Perdana Menteri Najib. Tetapi seluruh dunia...
Ganti Oil Filter Minyak Hitam Setiap 10,000KMPenapis Minyak EnjinMenyelenggarakan kenderaan tidak hanya dengan terus menghantar kenderaan ke bengkel sahaja. Pemilik perlu juga mengetahui beberapa panduan untuk mengelak masalah lain timbul terhadap kenderaan. Panduan ini memberikan beberapa pendedahan kepada...
1. One of the greatest achievements of Malaysia is in the collection of taxes. Malaysians willingly pay taxes. They fear legal action being taken against them. They fear more the raids on their businesses and residences by the income tax authorities. I know this because I was raided when I was expelled from...
1. Competition is good, says the CEO of the Malaysian Automotive Institute (The Edge Malaysia, June 22, 2015). It will benefit consumers and allow local industry players to explore export market.2. It is therefore good that the Malaysian automotive industry should compete with cars imported from Japan,...
Cerita Lawak Anjing Yang Pandai BerenangDua ekor anjing telah terperangkap di sebuah pulau dan ingin berenang menuju ke seberang.Untuk sampai ke seberang ia memerlukan stamina yang cukup. Anjing A pun training habis-habisan,anjing B relaks je. Tiba masanya kedua-duanya pun menyeberang dan anjing B...
1. Some people are very excited about Justo. Now they say the critics of the Prime Minister should apologise. Apologise for what? The fact remains that vast amounts of money has disappeared. Can Justo bring all the money back?2. Justo was dismissed and Petro Saudi gave him 15 million Ringgit. Is he being...
1. “Foreign Affairs” is an American magazine. It is highly respected in America but it is not my favourite magazine.2. Recently while flying I came across its latest edition. Its theme in the issue is on race and colour and on how they affect relations between people. I became interested because I felt...
1. To all my criticisms 1MDB, can only say that they are all wrong. But there are no proofs given. The answer is always about secrecy of Government matters.2. I know about the TIA refusal to allow the future products of Terengganu oil wells to be used as collateral by talking to the people who were actually...
1. 1MDB entered into a JV with Petro Saudi. It is not a Saudi Government company. 1MDB paid USD 1billlion as its 40% share of the JV. As far as can be ascertained Petro Saudi did not pay a single cent.2. Then Petro Saudi is said to have bought the assets of Petro Saudi International, which is not owned by...
1. From the comments on my blog and the questions I have been asked by people while shopping, it is clear that many do not know much about 1MDB. They know enough that Najib has done something wrong with the RM42 billion borrowed money, but are not clear about what is so wrong that I should call upon him to...
1. I am intrigued by the ability of 1MDB to invest 42 billion Ringgit in so many businesses. Really I should be fully satisfied with how 1MDB expended the huge loan that it borrowed.2. But unfortunately I am not. I am not, because the information came from the current CEO, Arul Kanda Kandasamy. And Arul has...
1. A friend visited me in my office recently. I had helped him a lot when I was PM not with money or jobs, but by smoothening bureaucratic processes in the way of his projects. As a result he became a very successful educationist and was able to expand overseas. I regarded my help as essential as the...