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1. Wednesday’s (November 4, 2015) paper reports that we are not facing a financial crisis and we are not going to go into financial crisis.2. Eight prominent people including the PM tell us everything is fine.3. Now if everything is fine why is there a need to arrest people for sabotaging the banking and...
6 Cara Ajar Bayi Anda Lancar BercakapApabila bayi comel anda sudah mahir berjalan tentu sahaja ingin melihatnya boleh bercakap pula. Rasa tak sabar hendak mendengar perkataan pertama keluar daripada mulut comel tersebut. Tapi bagaimana cara terbaik hendak mengajar si manja bercakap?Ada teknik tertentukah?
1. I am confused by the AG’s statement that Dato Seri Khairuddin and Matthias Chang are being charged with sabotage of the nation’s banking and financial system.2. I assume that their reports to the police authorities in the UK, Switzerland and Hong Kong, where the transactions took place, are the...
Lawak Dua SahabatAda dua orang sahabat, mereka ni sangat akrab. Sorang bernama Hanif dan yang sorang tu bernama Tony. Mereka ni penghuni setia rumah tumpangan orang-orang gila.Pada suatu hari mereka dibenarkan bermain di kolam renang yang terdapat di rumah tumpangan itu. Tapi mereka berdua ni tak pandai...
1. The Deputy Prime Minister made reference to the separation of power when commenting on the statement of the Rulers over the need for investigations on 1MDB and the 2.6 billion Ringgit in Najib’s account to be expedited. Is this a breach of the assumed separation of powers between the Rulers and the...
1. The Attorney Generals Chambers have cleared 1MDB of any wrongdoings with regard to the use of the funds approved by Bank Negara for foreign investments.2. But Bank Negara is obviously not satisfied and appealed to the AG without any change in the report. Again the AG rejected the appeal.3. We know of...
1. Saya berada di Tawau pada 5 Oktober di atas jemputan dari seorang bekas calon parti lawan.2. Ramai ahli UMNO di Sabah tidak dapat hadir bicara negarawan yang diadakan kerana dianjur oleh bukan UMNO. Kata mereka SUA UMNO amat marah jika ada ahli atau pemimpin yang hadir diperhimpunan ini.3. Sesungguhnya...
1. I read a report that the Speaker of Dewan Rakyat will not allow a motion of non-confidence to be tabled in the Dewan by anyone.2. He insists that only he can decide whether such a motion can be put before the house or not.3. The reason he says is that Parliamentary standing orders are silent on this...
1. I had worked hard to make Najib the Prime Minister of Malaysia.2. But now I want him to be removed, to step down from being Prime Minister.3. It is nothing personal.4. It is because he has failed terribly as Prime Minister.5. Very early I noted the wrong things he was doing.6. We have been independent...
1. Najib’s Government claims that Al-Jazeera is trying to subvert his Government with the half-hour documentary on murder in Malaysia. It claims there is no truth in the report.2. If the Government thinks there is no truth in the documentary, then it should sue Al-Jazeera for defamation.3. Al-Jazeera is...
1.Najib mendesak supaya kamu menyokong dirinya untuk kemenangan PRU14.2.Malangnya menyokong Najib sebagai Ketua UMNO lebih menentukan kekalahan UMNO dan bukan kemenangan.3.UMNO tidak pernah menang semata-mata kerana sokongan ahli-ahlinya. Jumlah ahli dalam mana-mana kawasan tidak mencukupi untuk...
Lawak Kahwin Dengan ProgrammerKawan Kawan, Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer" anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari. Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang isteri yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang...
1. Saya hadir dalam tunjuk perasaan anjuran Bersih pada 29-30 Ogos. Ramai yang tertanya-tanya apakah saya sudah jadi penyokong Bersih. Apakah saya sokong parti lawan DAP dan Kit Siang. Ada juga yang bertanya saya sudahmemihak kepada orang Cina.2. Saya pernah menyatakan demonstrasi jalanan tidak harus...
Tips melancong: Jangan takut melancong soloBerjalan sendirian di tepi pantai sambil menghirup udara segar dan melihat panorama alam memang mendamaikan.Setiap langkah yang diatur bagaikan mempunyai cerita tersendiri. Segala permasalahan yang membebankan juga bagaikan berlalu bersama angin laut yang bertiup...
Cerita Lawak Pesakit Jiwa dan PilotSatu hari, seorang pilot telah di tugaskan utk membawa 30 pesakit jiwaberpindah ke satu kawasan yg baru dgn menaiki kapal terbang yg akan dipandunya.Pada keesokan hari, spt yg dijanjikan juruterbang itu pun membawa 30pesakit jiwa tersebut. 29 pesakit...
1. Dato’ Sri Najib and his supporters should stop trying to convince Malaysians that the 2.6 billion Ringgit in his private account is a donation.2. No one believes or can believe such a huge sum of money can be donated by anyone to Dato’ Sri Najib or to anyone for whatever reason.3. Explaining that it...
1. There is a blatant attempt by Najib and his supporters to make the illegitimate legitimate and vice-versa.2. Thus Najib’s stoppage of the investigations on 1MDB and his own possession of RM2.6 billion is made to appear legal and right while the investigators who were acting completely in accordance...
1. What is happening in Malaysia today is unprecedented. The rule of law has been turned upside down and the people seem powerless to do anything to put it upright again.2. This is because the very leader entrusted with upholding the law has become the subject of the due process of the law. It is alleged...
1. I used to enjoy being asked about Malaysia when I am abroad. But not now.2. The foreigners and Malaysians living abroad ask, “What is happeningto Malaysia?”3. “It seems to be like one of those African or Arab countries.”4. “It is totally corrupt. The currency has depreciated”.Etc. Etc.5. I...
1. Dalam usaha menghalalkan tuduhan terhadap Najib kerana memasukkan dalam akaun peribadinya wang sebanyak RM2.6 billion yang kononnya adalah untuk pilihanraya ke-13, saya dituduh berbuat perkara yang sama. Tuduhan ini tidak berasas, semata-mata fitnah.2. Di waktu saya jadi Presiden UMNO, Ibu Pejabat...